“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is brilliant.
you read that in his voice don’t deny it
(via asianlukepwns)
I think being married will be lovely. Waking up every morning beside someone who thinks that you are the greatest thing to happen to this earth. Someone who cares about you so much, that they want to spend the rest of their life by your side, making you smile as much as they can. Being in love, with someone who loves you back, just as much.
(via officialsalinna)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via officialsalinna)
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